A Brit & an Aussie walk into the men's room and take a piss... As they finish, the Brit heads for the sink & turns on the water while the Aussie heads for the door. With a disapproving look, the Brit turns to the Aussie and says: ""In England, we wash our hands after using the bathroom."" ""No worries, mate;"" answers the Aussie, "" in Australia we don't piss on our hands.""

Australia beat England in their matchup in the Rugby World Cup. I guess you could say the prisoners beat the guards.

A South African, an Australian and an Englishman are all having a drink The Englishman and South African both drink from Pint Glasses, the Australian from a bottle. The South African, upon draining his glass, drops in back down on the bar, pulls out a pistol, and shoots the glass. ""In South Africa, there is so much sand that I never drink from the same glass twice!"" The Australian, having drained his bottle, sets it down upon the bar and, upon seizing the South African's pistol, shoots his bot…

400 years ago, England sent their criminals to Australia and puritans to America Sounds like Australia got the better deal