KIM JONG-UN: I'm banning sarcasm ME: well that's just great K: what? M: I reeeally hate sarcasm K: seize him...I think

Just like Hitler with the tiny mustache, Kim Jong-Un is ruining that haircut for everyone else.

Do you know why Kim Jong Un executes everyone he doesn't like? Because he doesn't have a Seoul.

Did you hear about the new show about Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin? It's called [Removed]