A small collection of my favorite science jokes A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ""How much for a drink?"" ""For you, sir, no charge!""   What's 2 times 2? Physicist: ""After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!"" Mathematician: ""After some consideration I can now prove that the solution exists!"" Engineer: ""4, obviously, but lets make it 5, just to be on the safe side.""   Three logicians walk into a bar. ""You all want …

A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer joke A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer were gathered at the pub. The surgeon boasts, Surgery is the oldest technology in the world. It's in the Bible. God removed Adam's rib while he slept. This is clear evidence that surgery pre-dates all other technological endevors. Without so much as a beat, the civil engineer says that before that, God formed the Earth, the stars, and everything from nothing but chaos. He created rive…

Ten Science Jokes for Nerds * I'm reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down. * I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum. * Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers. * Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't. * Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell. * A group of protesters in front of a physics lab: ""What do we want?"". ""Time travel"" ""When do we want it?"". ""Irrelevant."" * What…

A small collection of my favorite science jokes A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” “For you, sir, no charge!”   What's 2 times 2? Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!” Mathematician: “After some consideration I can now prove that the solution exists!” Engineer: “4, obviously, but lets make it 5, just to be on the safe side.”   Three logicians walk into a bar. “You all want a beer?” t…