I turn into a Mexican soccer announcer when in driving in traffic GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you carry a baseball bat in your car, you should carry a glove too. Your lawyer will thank you.

On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker.

Watching my son's soccer game in the cold and rain cuz I'm a good Mom. From my heated car cuz I'm not a total idiot.