Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking........and the one blonde says to the other. ""What do you think is farther ......... Florida or the moon......"" The other blonde turns and says ""Helloooooooooooooooooooo....can you see Florida?""

A ventriloquist is touring clubs in Florida. With his dummy on his knees, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the audience stands on her chair and shouts, ""I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and from reaching our full potential!"" The embarrassed ventriloquist starts to apologize, when the blonde y…

Two blondes are sitting out looking at the night sky "What's closer," said one blonde to the other "the moon or Florida?" "The moon! Can you see Florida!?"

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying, “Disney World Left!” After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said “Oh well!” and started driving back home.