A boy is on the phone with his dad. Why did God make clowns?, the boy asks. Because God wants people to have relief from the drudgery of life., the dad says. Why did he make clowns scary? Oh. The dad says, taken aback. Umm I guess even God has a sense of humor. Why is there a drunk clown outside my bedroom window? Holy shit! Your calling me about religious questions! You call the police.... Right.... Now!