I only learned Roman numerals so I can be damn sure which Rocky I'm about to watch.

Her: I'm leaving you Me: Because of the ancient Roman literature puns? Her: Yah Me: But Aenid you

I just learned Avicii is a singer and not Roman numerals for 1952.

*Sets fire to city* Pppffttt... More like the Roman em-pyre... -Attila the Pun