"Newt Gingrich" sounds like the name of a villain that JK Rowling made up.

still can't say "jk" without whispering "rowling"

Harry POTter? Hermione GANJer?HufflePUFF?? More like the sorcerer's STONED. Wake up, America, JK Rowling has a hidden agenda.

How does JK Rowling text her friends that she's just kidding :(