A man is sitting at a courthouse... A man is sitting at a courthouse waiting for his trial after calling the Queen a swine. They finally call him, the queen is sitting at her throne, and three officials are in front of him and the man asks: -""So I can't call the Queen a swine anymore?"" One of the officials says: -""No you can't, and you will have to pay a fine."" The man replies: -""Ok. But let me ask you something: If I want to call a swine ""queen"", is that ok ?"" -""Yes... I suppose."" Says the confused official The man looks up to the queen's throne -""Ok then. Goodbye, Queen!""