A man from England goes to a lunch event with speeches... And finds himself sitting next to a Japanese guy. He assumes that the Japanese guy dosen't know english and so decides to help him. He picks up a spoon and says,""This be spoonie."" The Japanese guy smiles and nods and the British guy picks up a fork and says,""This be forkie."" This goes on for some time and it turns out that the Japanese guy is the key speaker; his speech is the main event. He delivers the speech in perfect english , returns to his seat and says to the British guy and says,""You likie speechie?"" This is my first post on reddit, hope you like it ;).