I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president.

{Bear walks up to me} ME: Plays dead BEAR: Get up, I just want to talk. Who are you voting for in the election ME: Ugh, a poller bear

there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them

Government Shutdown: Day 4 3am: Monkey House, National Zoo A door crashes open. A triumphant screech. Ben Stiller escapes into the night.