Short Story on Wit A GUJARATI having no children, no money, no home and a blind mother. Prays sincerely to God for improving his life style. God is very pleased with his prayer, and............ Grants him one wish........... Just one!!!!!!!!!!!! The Gujarati says OK God, thanks, my one and only wish is- 'I want my Mom to SEE my wife putting, Rupees twenty million worth of diamond around on my Child's neck, in my Mercedes Benz parked near the swimming pool of our new 5 acre bungalow in Beverly Hi…

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales? Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

I crashed my family's car I've always wanted to see how a Mercedes-Benz.

A German joke (I tried to translate a German joke into English. For the full effect try to read it in an East German accent. Just try your best imitation of a German accent and make it sound shitty on purpose.) After the fall of the Berlin wall an East German decides to visit West Germany for the first time. He is amazed by how different everything is and decides to take a cab to explore everything. He enters the Mercedes cab and they drive off. He notices the Mercedes-Benz hood ornament, but do…