😄 Some of you may be dismayed by Ted Cruz's recent annoucements But please remember that ""pulling out...

Normally I find Ted Cruz's message to be more off point But last night he proved to be undoubtedly a more-on candidate and a moving speaker

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Why did Ted Cruz's father assassinate JFK? To get to the other side!

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What's Ted Cruz's favorite food? Boogers. This isn't a joke. Ted Cruz eats his boogers.

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What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him? A Ted Bruz

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