Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.

[After reading vows] Me: Why are you upset? Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

Donald be careful. Donald watch out. Donald look both ways. Donald Duck!

What would happen if Donald Trump was about to be assassinated? Secret Service would shout ""Donald, Duck!""