Oh my god Becky look at her roast beef sandwich

Becky on FB is "too blessed to be stressed" so I told her that I slept with her boyfriend.

I've never seen 'Downton Abbey', but I did see the episode of 'Roseanne' when Becky "cut the cheese" at least 50 times.

"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt!" "DOCTOR PLEASE SHE IS CODING! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"