In Soviet Russia, Comrade Wolf is going through his kill list. Comrade Goat approaches him, *""Comrade Wolf, is my name on your list?""* **""Yes.""** *""Give me one day to bid farewell to my family""*, Comrade Goat pleads. ***""Okay""***, says Comrade Wolf. He kills Comrade Goat after a day. . The next day, Comrade Ox approaches him, *""Comrade Wolf, is my name on your list?""* ***""Yes.""*** *""Let me sort out my affairs. Please kill me tomorrow""*, Comrade Ox begs. ***""Okay""***, says Comrade…

Meanwhile in Soviet Russia... A bar walks into a horse.

The parrot and the KGB One day in Soviet Russia, a parrot flies over a village squawking loudly: 'The Soviet Union is shit! Death to the Communist Party!'. The KGB is rapidly informed, and they start to investigate who owns a parrot in the area. They find out that there is only one parrot owner in the area, so they go and knock on his door. KGB agents: Hi, do you own a parrot? Man: Yes I do. KGB agents: Could we see it? Man: Certainly, please come in. They walk in and follow the man to the kitch…

What's the best Russian Reversal joke you know? A few of my favourites.... * In Soviet Russia, Google searches you * In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes you * In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you * In Soviet Russia, lazy dog jumps over quick brown fox * In Soviet Russia, fetus aborts you. * Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poems write YOU * in soviet Russia, chuck Norris still kills you