It's a day before prom, and Jimmy realizes he still hasn't gotten his tux yet. So, he goes all the way downtown to the tux store and when he opens the door there's a huge long tux line. Apparently everyone in town waited until the last possible minute to rent a tux, which shouldn't be that surprising for a 17 year old boy. So he waits and he waits and he waits and finally he gets his tux when he over hears two boys talking about their dates and he thinks ""Shit! I need to get a corsage."" So Jim…

Punch A guy and his girlfriend are getting ready for prom, by searching the Internet for the perfect dress and suit. Finally, on the day of the prom, they are satisfied. They drive downtown to buy their new clothes. Unfortunately, many of their classmates also waited until the last minute, and there is tons of traffic. After waiting in a long line of cars to get off the highway, they drive to the suit store. The boy is fitted, and when he goes to make his purchase he is greeted with another long…

A drunk man stumbles around downtown.. and he is approached by a cop. The cop says, ""Excuse me sir, where are you going?"" The drunk replies with a slurred ""I'm just looking for my car, but I can't find it. I think someone took it."" ""Well where was the last place you saw it?"" The drunk says ""Right here on the the end of this key"" and hold up his car keys. The cop goes to arrest the man but stops when he notices the drunk's zipper is down. He says ""Sir do you know your fly is down?"" The …

A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop. A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop. "Just great," the brunette complained to the blonde, "my boyfriend is in the flower shop buying me some flowers." The blonde responds, "Why is that a problem?" The brunette replies, "Because now he'll expect me to spend all weekend with my legs spread and my feet up in the air." "Why?" asked the bl…