Someone stole all the toilets from my local police station... The police have nothing to go on.#The Police#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them... The Police call it indecent exposure, but whatever...#The Police#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
TIL that although Sting has been missing for a week... The Police still have no lead#The Police#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
They found a hole in the wall at the local prison The police are looking into it#The Police#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
At my local police station, the toilet was stolen The police have nothing to go on#The Police#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp