A plane full of soccer (football) players crashes in a desert. There are 5 survivors. Hunger gets to them and time is running out. Ultimately they all agree to eat the first person to die and give the body parts of the deceased's body to the player in the team with a similar name to the body part. After three days a player from Celtic dies due to an inflammatory bowel. The 1st player is from Manchester & claims his chest & torso as agreed, the 2nd is from Liverpool & takes his Liver …

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Frenchman wash up on a desert island after their plane crashes at sea... Paddy Frenchman didn't make it and the others decide that they must divide up his corpse and resort to cannibalism lest they starve to death.   Paddy Englishman says ""Well, I'm from Liverpool so I should get his liver."" The others agree that seems fair.   Paddy Scotsman says ""I'm from Braetongue, so I should get his tongue.""   After a …

4 men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, 1 of them died. The other 3 decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body. The 1st man said, "I support Liverpool, so I'll eat his liver." The 2nd man said, "I support Manchester, so I'll eat his chest." The 3rd man said, "I support Arsenal... but I'm not very hungry!"

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