January 27th is Mozart's birthday. Mozart died at 34 years old. Had he lived he would be 259 years old on Tuesday

What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozart's magic flute in A minor.

Classical pun Why have they not found Mozart's body yet? Because he is Haydn.

""Wolfgang Mozart"", says Mozart's friend... ""What?!"" replies Mozart. Then they are both eaten by a gang of wolves.