Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food? He only sold left wings.

What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company? Progressive

News: Hillary won the debate! My friends: Bernie won the debate! Trump: I won the debate! Huckabee: Asian people eat dogs!

"If Bernie doesn't get the nom, I'm voting Trump." "Also, if McDonald's is out of chicken nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."