A teen boy wants to borrow the car, so he opens his parents' bedroom door to ask. He sees his dad wearing only chaps and a cowboy hat, on top of his mother, who has a feathered headdress and an indian squaw outfit on. He quickly shuts their door and disappears. The parents decided to finish what they were doing, but a few minutes later, the wife asks the dad to go talk to their son about the costumes and about walking into their bedroom without knocking. The dad is walking down the hall toward h…

Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening... ... stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave his wife a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. ""Who the hell are you?"" Demanded Jason, ""and what are you doing in my bedroom?"". The mysterious Man answered ""This isn't your bedroom and I'm St. Peter"". Jason was stunned ""You mean I'…

Jason wanted to get his blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary, but also something useful. So he finally decided to get her a cell phone. His wife was very excited about the new phone and told him she loved it. He carefully went through all of the phone's features and showed her how to use it. The next day, she went shopping and took the phone with her. The phone rings and it's her husband. ""How do you like your new phone?"" he asks. ""I love it, but there's something I …

The manager of a Guinness brewery travels to the home of one of his employees with bad news. He knocks on the door and the employee's wife, Tina, opens. He greets her and says, "I'm so sorry, Tina, but Jason died at the brewery today". "Oh my god!" replied Tina, "What happened?!" "He drowned in a vat of Guinness Stout," said the manager sadly. "That's terrible!" exclaimed Tina. "Was it a quick death at least?" "I'm afraid not," the manager replied. "He got out twice to take a piss."