So a man thinks he's Napoleon Bonaparte, and he beats up this guy in the name of France. At the mental hospital they ask ""Do you really think You're Napoleon?"" He replies ""I don't think, I know!"" So they ask him ""then why did you hurt that man?"" And he says ""Because God told me to."" Meanwhile the man next to him yells "" No I didn't!""

In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other ""Why are you here?"" The second answers ""I'm Napoleon so the doctor told me to come here."" The first is curious and asks ""How do you know that you're Napoleon?"" The second responds ""God told me I was."" At this point a patient on the other side of the room shouts ""NO I DIDN'T!""

An intern at a mental hospital starts his first day. He comes across a patient walking through the halls and asks "Who are you?" The patient answers "I'm Napoleon." Not sure how to handle this, the intern decides to be polite and asks "How do you know?" The patient responds "Jesus told me." Another patient, overhearing this conversation, suddenly turns around and says "No, I didn't."

Late one night at the insane asylum one patient shouted, "I am Napoleon!" A person in another room said, "How do you know?" The first patient said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"