Peter Pan escaped the adult world... ...by becoming an alcoholic. He goes by Peter the Panhandler now.#Peter Pan#Peter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How does Peter Pan fly? If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you'd fly too.#Peter Pan#Peter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I learned anything from Peter Pan, it's that I can leave my dog to watch my kids while I go out and party.#Peter#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old.#Peter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory." Peter came fifth and won a toaster.#Peter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp