It's a good thing the Island of Lesbos is not in the United States Not sorry...#Island Of Lesbos#United States#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
United States: There's 5280 feet in one mile. Rest of the World: What even is that? United States: Lol, we made it up.#United States#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I threw a parking cone at someone. I am the drunkest person in the United states.#United States#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Americans think of Canada as a United States cover band.#Canada#United States#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Guess I'll turn on the news to see what the government is up to" - The President of the United States#United States#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp