My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to reheat the leftover turkey from last night's NYE dinner. I told her I quit hot food, cold turkey

A young couple is having their first christmas together and they're cooking a turkey. Just before they put the turkey in the oven the guy cuts an inch and a half off each end. His girlfriend asks ""Why did you do that?"" ""That's how my mom does it."" ""Why does she do it?"" ""I don't know."" So they phone his mom and she says ""That's how *my* mom did it."" So they phone the grandma and she says ""I had a small oven.""

कोर्ट ने दी इजाजत पत्नी के रहते बना सकते हो Girlfriend .. ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​…

Happy Holi Wishes Funny Jokes in Hindi: आज देशभर में होली का पर्व बड़े ही धूमधाम से मनाया जा रहा है। मथुरा से लेकर काशी और कश्मीर से लेकर कन्याकुमारी तक पूरा भारत देश होली के रंग में (Happy Holi Joke Hindi) रंगमय है। हर तरफ जश्न का माहौल। गुब्बारे की बौछार और गुलाल की भरमार से पूरा देश रंगमय हो (Happy Holi Funny Jokes) गया है। इस दिन लोग एक दूसरे से गिले शिकवे भुलाकर गले (Funny Holi Jokes) खेलते हैं।,इस पावन पर्व को बुराई पर अच्छाई की जीत के रूप में मनाया (Happy Holi Jokes Images) जाता है। यहां …