Happy birthday to Jay Leno. Born April 28, 1950. Dies nightly at 11:35 eastern, 10:35 central.

I give it two weeks before Jay Leno starts tweeting from the new @ConanOBrienTwitter account.

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad? Chin up pal.

Two hunters and a hole Two guys are hunting, one guy says ""Whoa, big hole. How deep is that?"" Other guy says ""Let's throw something in the hole and see."" They see a rusty old anvil and drag it to the hole, throw it in and hear no sound of it hitting the bottom. Suddenly they hear something galloping and a goat is coming at them at a blistering speed, almost knocking them down as it flies past the two and dives into the hole. ""Becky? Becky!!"" Yells a farmer running toward them. He stops nea…