Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his sister is dead.#Dr Pepper#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead.#Dr Pepper#Marriage#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp