Me: I like my coffee like I like my ex-wives. My buddy (rolling his eyes): Hot and black? Me: Bitter.#Buddy#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? Me: nice try buddy, that's what I'm paying you for#Buddy#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more.#Buddy#Animals#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*sees guy dressed as ghost for Halloween* Hey buddy thats not funny, my grandma is a ghost#Buddy#Holiday#Aging#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Hey, great costume, buddy! You look like a real... Him: Ma'am, please step out of the vehicle.#Buddy#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp