I was pregnant in High School BEFORE it became popular....

[High school reunion] Hey guys! Remember me!? "No" How about now? *puts an entire toilet on my head* (in unison) CHRIS!

Hey, your parents conceived you the same year my parents conceived me, let us be friends! High school is stupid.

Me "I love you." My 3yo "Thanks." And just like that, 4 years of High School memories came flooding back.