"Let's tell people about our waffle and then not do shit for 100 years." -Belgium

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

[NSFW] So a guy in Belgium picks up a phone... ""Hey, who is this?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""Allahu akbar.""

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium? Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.