My grandpa has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban at the San Diego zoo.

My Grandpa has the heart of a Lion... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.