A man asks an old man a question Man: Do you want to go to the ballgame? Old man: What? Man: Do you want to go to the BALLGAME? Old man: WHAT? Man: I said, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BALLGAME? Old man: No I'm going to the ballgame. *My grandfather told me this one this weekend. He's losing his hearing and has a sense of humor.