😄 Imagine if, in some fit of drug-induced rage back in the 60s, Keith Richards had killed David Crosby...

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Imagine if, in some fit of drug-induced rage back in the 60s, Keith Richards had killed David Crosby & Gram Parsons? Talk about killing two byrds with one stone.

#Keith Richards #David Crosby

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