😄 Oldie.....Mexico will never win an Olympic medal in swimming or track and field..... ... because eve...

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Oldie.....Mexico will never win an Olympic medal in swimming or track and field..... ... because every Mexican who can run, jump or swim lives in the United States.

#United States

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