One day, Donald Trump visited an elementary school, to tell the children about his success, and to show off his intelligence'. The schoolchildren were learning vocabulary, specifically the word tragedy', when the famous businessman stormed into the classroom. Trump decided to help the children learn the word tragedy', and asked the following question to them: ""What would be a tragedy, kids?"" A bespectacled boy nervously answers: ""If my best friend died of pneumonia, that would be a tragedy.""…

Donald Trump goes to an elementary school to show off his intelligence and success. The schoolchildren were learning vocabulary, specifically the word tragedy', when the famous businessman stormed into the classroom. Trump decided to help the children learn the word tragedy', and asked the following question to them: ""What would be a tragedy, kids?"" A bespectacled boy nervously answers: ""If my best friend died of pneumonia, that would be a tragedy."" ""No, that would be a great loss,"" Trump …

One day, Donald Trump visited an elementary school, to tell the children about his success... One day, Donald Trump visited an elementary school, to tell the children about his success, and to show off his intelligence'. The schoolchildren were learning vocabulary, specifically the word tragedy', when the famous businessman stormed into the classroom. Trump decided to help the children learn the word tragedy', and asked the following question to them: ""What would be a tragedy, kids?"" A bespect…

An airplane was about to crash. There were four passengers on board but only three parachutes. The first passenger said, ""I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me and I can't afford to die."" So he took the first pack and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger, Donald Trump, said, ""I am the newly-elected US president and I am the smartest president in American history, so my people don't want me to die."" He took the second pack and …