In a small Southern town there was a ""Nativity Scene"" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a ""Quick Stop"" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, ""You Yankees never do read the Bible!"" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anyth…

A New Yorker was travelling in Louisiana around Christmas time. In a small town square he admired a nativity scene but was puzzled by one thing: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Unable to work out why, he decided to ask the old woman who worked at the store. "Excuse me, ma'am," he said. "I'm not from these parts, and I don't understand why the three wise men are wearing firemen's helmets." She snarled: "You damn Yankees, you never read your Bibles!" "I do," he protested, "but I…

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It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.