A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said ""I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live,"" and jumped out. The law…

A few days after Christmas a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room. She heard her son said ""All of you sons of bitches get the hell off the plane now cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on get your asses in the plane cause we're going to take-off now."" The mother went in and told her son ""We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to s…

We're not African Americans today On a transcontinental flight, the plane started to go down. The flight attendant gets on the intercom and announces that there is too much weight on the plane. She says "we will be throwing people off the plane in alphabetical order according to race". The black family looks over at the mexican family and the white family next to them and starts to sweat. The black child looks up at his father and says "daddy, aren't we black and African American?". The fat…

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest... A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I sa…