A condom joke (xpost from todayilearned) ""Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency: ""Our largest condom factory has exploded,"" the Russian President cried. ""My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"" ""Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,"" replied the President. ""I do need your help"" said Putin. ""Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms as soon as possible to tide us over…

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency... ""Our largest condom factory has exploded,"" the Russian President cried. ""My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"" ""Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,"" replied the President. ""I do need your help"" said Putin. ""Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms as soon as possible to tide us over?"" ""Why certainly! I'll get right on it…

President George W. Bush was once informed that 4 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. He responded, ""How many is a brazilian?""

Former President George W. Bush was giving his speech when suddenly... ... an anti-Bush campaign leader ran to the platform and said ""I hate you! I hate America because of you!"". Before security had any time to respond, the guy pulled out a syringe and stabbed Pres. Bush on the arm and said ""Ha! That was my blood inside the syringe! And I have AIDS! Goodbye, Bush!"" After the commotion, Pres. Bush was surprisingly calm. The media asked him ""So, are you ok? You have AIDS now! What are you gon…