Former President George W. Bush was giving his speech when suddenly... ... an anti-Bush campaign leader ran to the platform and said ""I hate you! I hate America because of you!"". Before security had any time to respond, the guy pulled out a syringe and stabbed Pres. Bush on the arm and said ""Ha! That was my blood inside the syringe! And I have AIDS! Goodbye, Bush!"" After the commotion, Pres. Bush was surprisingly calm. The media asked him ""So, are you ok? You have AIDS now! What are you gonna do?"" Pres. Bush replied ""Ow, don't worry about that. I have protection - I'm was wearing a condom when he stabbed me.""