A Guy and a blonde... ...go on a date to a cheese and wine tasting place. They're trying all sorts of cheeses with random names. Then they make it to one and the blonde says, ""This is delicious what's it called?"" The guy says, ""it's mozzarella, have you never had it before?"" The blonde says, ""Mozzarella? I thought mozzarella was a tree!"" puzzled the guy reiterates, ""no, I'm pretty sure it's a cheese..."" ""Then where do Mozzarella Sticks come from?""