Conversation between judge and defendant.... A defendant isn't happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time. Judge: ""Where do you work?"" Defendant: ""Here and there."" Judge: ""What do you do for a living?"" Defendant: ""This and that."" Judge: ""Take him away."" Defendant: ""Wait; when will I get out?"" Judge: ""Sooner or later.""