[2050] "Grandpa, how did President Trump ever get elected?" Well, we were a bit distracted. That was the year adult coloring books came out

Let's call Trump the "Second Place President." He'll love that.

"We do not negotiate with Pterodactyls."- President Barack Obamasaurus

ME:[just inaugurated as president] Where's the nuke button ADVISOR: why ME:[crumpling photo of my 5th grade bully] I just wanna see it