[2050] "Grandpa, how did President Trump ever get elected?" Well, we were a bit distracted. That was the year adult coloring books came out

Let's call Trump the "Second Place President." He'll love that.

"We do not negotiate with Pterodactyls."- President Barack Obamasaurus

2016: No way will Trump win the election 2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes 2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say