No Grandma, "sausage fest" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP

There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a "Kids Eat Free" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.

I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work? IHOP