Liquid Soap One morning two priests head to the showers. It isn't until they were already in the shower, that they realized they did not bring any soap. Father Bob decides he'll run back for the soap. Rather than get dressed, he peeks out into the hallway, and since no one is around, he decides to make a run for it. He gets the two bars of soap and checks the hall before heading back to the showers. All was clear, so he makes a break for it. Just as he turns the corner to the showers, he spots t…

Three nuns go to the Head Priest so they may confess their sins. The priest asks the first nun to share her sins. She replies, ""Well father, I have stayed out past curfew every night this past week. I am deeply sorry."" He replies, ""You are forgiven. Drink some holy water and pray a rosary, and God will absolve you of your sins."" Next, the second nun comes forward. She confesses: ""Father, I have been skipping the daily morning prayer in the chapel. I am also sorry."" He once again replies: "…

the soap dispensing priest Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it , not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide , he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on …

A priest goes to take a shower late at night..... After going in he realizes that there is no soap and remembers he has soap in his room.And Goes To Get Soap Without Getting Dressed. He Grabs Two Bars Of Soap In His Hands From His Room And Heads Back To The Shower. He Gets Halfway Down The Hall Suddenly He Sees Three Nuns Coming His Way. He Find No Place To Hide Than He Stands Against The Wall And Freezes Like He is A Statue. The Nuns Stop And Comment: ""How Original This Statue Is Looking."" Th…