Blind man and a dog walk into a bar A blind man and his service animal walk into a bar, the man grabs the dog by its tail and begins swinging it around in a wide circle. The bartender, appalled by this display of animal cruelty says ""What the HELL do you think you're doing mister?"". The blind man replies ""Just having a look around.""

[Long] Two best friends reunite... Dan, a former alcoholic gets a random call from his best friend from college, Bobby. ""Dan, I'm in town! We haven't seen each other in a minute. Meet me at the bar in an hour."" Dan tells his wife he is going to meet Bobby, and is warned not to drink any alcohol because of their previous relationship problems involving his alcoholism. Bobby and Dan hit it off like old times. They begin slamming shots, shooting pool and partying as hard as they did in college. I…

A man walks into a bar... ...and sits down, placing a bag on the counter. He doesn't make any reference to it and proceeds to order several drinks. The bartender, overcome with curiosity, eventually asks: "So, what's in that bag?" Without saying a word, the man opens the bag and takes out a tiny piano, then a tiny man. The tiny man sits down and plays the most beautiful piano music. In awe, the bartender asks: "How the HELL did you get those?" The man reaches into his bag again and pull…

The note I came home from the golf course today, and found a note my wife had left on the refrigerator. IT’S NOT WORKING. I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE. GONE TO STAY WITH MY SISTER I opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. What the HELL is she talking about?