2 Drunks 2 drunks sitting in a bar on the 35th floor of an inner city building. Drunk 1 says 'i tell ya, there's a draft that goes around this building, jump out this window and you get sucked in the 5th floor window.' Drunk 2 says 'bullshit'. Drunk 1 says, 'watch me.' leaps out the window, falls, falls, falls and at the fifth floor gets sucked in the window. A few moments later he walks out of the elevator, 'see?' Drunk 2 still doesn't believe his eyes, so Drunk 1 jumps out the window again, sa…

Two men are sitting in a penthouse bar... perched on top of a building of impressive height. One of the men turns to the other and gives him a nudge: ""Hey, don't look so down. I have a secret for you. This beer that I'm drinking is magic beer. This beer that I'm drinking will make you fly!"" Upon seeing the man roll his eyes in disbelief he exclaims, ""No! Really! Watch this!"" He then downs the rest of his drink and jumps out a nearby window, only to return safely after making a loop around th…

So there is this bar on the 15th floor of a building in New York And this dude walks in like he owns the place. He walks up to the bartender and orders 4 of his ""Special Drinks"". Then he jumps out the window and flys around the building 10 times. When he jumps back in he goes to this girl at the bar and says ""Did you see that?"" She says no and he orders 4 more drinks and flys around the bar again. This time she was walking to the window while he was flying and she still didn't see it. He com…

[long] A man walks into a bar on the 30th floor.... A second man already sits at the bar drinking alone and looking a little lonely so the he goes to sit by him and orders a drink. The second man looks over at him, smiles, and says: ""You know, this bar is in just the right place that if you jump out that open window you'll pop right back up into it without ever hitting the ground."" The first man looks over in annoyance, thinking the man is screwing with him, ""Bullshit that's scientifically im…