I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.

David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons.

David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman... ...""I want you to call me David Hoff"". The barman replies: ""Sure thing Dave... no hassle.""

David Hasselhoff just changed his name to ""David Hoff"" If anything, it's less of a hassel.