An Irishman walks into a pub in Dublin. He orders 3 pints of beer. He slowly drinks them one by one. The next day he comes in & does the same thing. After several days, the bartender says, ""You know, if you order them one at a time, they won't go flat and they'll stay cold."" The guy says, ""You see, I have 2 brothers, and we were very close. We've had to go our separate ways over the years and now live in different parts of the world. We promised each other every time we had a pint, we'd h…

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, ""I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."" The other guy responds proudly, ""Yes, that I am!"" The first guy says, ""So am I! And where abouts from Ireland might you be?"" The other guy answers, ""I'm from Dublin, I am."" The first guy responds, ""Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"" The other guy says, ""A lovely little a…

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, ""You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, and it would taste better if you bought one at a time."" The Irishman replies, Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other is in Australia, and I'm in Dublin. When we all left h…

A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to another guy. The first guy says, ""That's a familiar accent you got there, where ya from?"" The other guy says ""I'm Irish"". First guy says ""I'm Irish too! Where did you live in Ireland?"" The second guy says ""Dublin"". First guy:""Me too! When did you graduate?"" SG:""1978. What about you?"" FG:""I graduated in '78 too. Where'd you go to school?"" SG:""Saint Mary's. and you?"" FG""I went to Saint Mary's too!"" About that time, a new person walk…